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The Luxury Brand Audit.
Most luxury brands are leaving value on the table and don’t know where. The Audit tells you exactly where, in 72 hours.
- Delivered72 hours
- Your timeOne form, two calls
- FormatDiagnostic document
- CreditedAgainst any project
If the diagnostic does not name something worth more than £750 to fix, tell us and we refund it in full. You keep the document either way.
Why founders book this
You already know something is off.
- “The site doesn’t look like the price we charge.”
- “We look smaller than we actually are.”
- “Traffic is fine. Nobody is buying.”
- “Every asset looks like a different company made it.”
- “We keep getting compared on price.”
- “I can’t say what we stand for in one sentence.”
If more than one of those landed, the problem is not that you lack an opinion. It is that no one has told you which of them is costing you the most money, or what it is worth to fix. Guessing at that is how brands spend £40,000 on the wrong thing.
Why us
The Audit is the same diagnostic we run on ourselves before taking on a house. It is the judgement behind this work, at a fraction of the engagement.
Of jewellery shot in a single campaign. 55 pieces, 15 collections, 16 crew.
David Morris, Global BridalCombined following across three fragrance launches, into Ulta and Boots.
Khloé KardashianConcept to global launch: Dubai Mall, Abu Dhabi, Wimbledon.
David Morris, TrioletteBrief to Europe’s largest screen, behind every tournament captain.
Women’s Six Nations · Outernet LondonA diagnosis, not a 40-page deck.
Every brand at this level is losing something to the gap between how good it actually is and how good it looks. Usually it’s conversion. Sometimes it’s credibility. Often it’s pricing power.
The Audit finds it, names it, and tells you what fixing it is worth. Short, sharp and specific enough to act on the day you get it.
What you get
- 01A read on how your brand currently lands, against the houses you’re competing with for the same buyer.
- 02The specific points costing you conversions or credibility right now, named and evidenced.
- 03What we’d fix first, in priority order, and what each fix is worth.
- 04A one-page positioning read: what you should be known for, and what to stop saying.
- 05A 30-minute call to walk you through it, recorded so your team can watch it back.
What it isn’t
- —A 40-page brand strategy you’ll never read.
- —A moodboard, or a template with your logo dropped into it.
- —A sales call in disguise. You keep the document either way.
- —The full build. The Audit tells you what to fix; it doesn’t execute it.
Three days. Almost none of it is your time.
Ten minutes. What you sell, who you sell it to, and where you think it is leaking.
Booked the moment you pay. We hear the business in your words before we form a view, which is the difference between a diagnosis and a guess.
We audit your brand, your site, your content and your competitive set. You hear nothing and do nothing.
The diagnostic lands, then a second call to walk it through, recorded for your team. Yours to keep and act on with anyone.
No surprises. Here’s the whole ladder.
Most studios hide the next number until you’re committed. The Audit is a real deliverable that stands on its own, and if you go further, its fee comes off the project. Every engagement after the Audit is scoped to the brief, so the figures below are starting points, not menus.
Cheap advice reads as cheap advice.
We could give it away. We don’t, because free diagnostics get read once and filed, and because a brand decision worth six figures shouldn’t be made off something nobody paid for.
£750 is a decision you can make in one sitting, not one that needs a board. It buys senior time, not a junior filling in a template, and it is credited in full against any project that follows.